ALL YOU CAN EAT

Posted on July 29, 2010 | 3 comments

Aunt Feminina regrets allowing guinea pigs to control her itinerary in a vegan nightmare.

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PATRON SAINT OF WAX

Posted on March 29, 2010 | 6 comments

Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody’s beeswax.

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JACK KLUGMAN PEZ DISPENSERS

Posted on October 31, 2009 | 1 comment

There are no stupid questions when a wild centipede causes Aunt Feminina to spend Halloween night trapped in the bathroom.

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ICHTHYOLOGY TODAY

Posted on September 27, 2009 | 2 comments

Nana Boots holds sentry over all of Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West, while Uncle August’s new age band, Cloud Cover, upsets the nervous systems of fish.

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AYN RAND

Posted on July 31, 2009 | 9 comments

Aunt Feminina Boots encounters the extremes of our market economy when she retreats to the public library after a smoothie explosion.

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CIRCUITRY WITHOUT TEARS

Posted on June 11, 2009 | 3 comments

An alarming development at The Dairy Dream…

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BEA ARTHUR

Posted on April 27, 2009 | Leave a comment

Insomnia turns somber when Aunt Feminina Boots’s idol Bea Arthur is laid to rest.

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DOVE INFESTATION

Posted on April 15, 2009 | Leave a comment

Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.

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DELUXE SWISS ARMY KNIVES

Posted on March 27, 2009 | 2 comments


All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library.

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COUGH DROP

Posted on March 24, 2009 | Leave a comment


Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.

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