Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.

2 responses to “CONJOINED TWIN

  1. Feminina had me at ‘elbow’, my interest waned a teeny bit after that but she won me back at ‘shit little towns.’ Good performance. Good writing. More please!


  2. That contact paper is a bitch to cut on a good day. I can only imagine the trials you suffered in trying to cut it straight while one of your arms is being employed in an air guitar solo.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s