Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.
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Feminina had me at ‘elbow’, my interest waned a teeny bit after that but she won me back at ‘shit little towns.’ Good performance. Good writing. More please!
That contact paper is a bitch to cut on a good day. I can only imagine the trials you suffered in trying to cut it straight while one of your arms is being employed in an air guitar solo.