DOVE INFESTATION

Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.

DELUXE SWISS ARMY KNIVES


All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library.

COUGH DROP


Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.

CHAMP


Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.

FREE-ROAMING PIGS OF MEDIEVAL FRANCE


Chardonnay book club with the conventionally attractive Jen and Eric leaves Aunt Feminina Boots longing for more interesting reading; not to mention, drunk.

BARE WALL

Shopping for art on eBay threatens to drive Aunt Feminina right up her bare wall, as flowers in baskets is not a Universal Truth.

CONJOINED TWIN

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.