Tag Archives: Illinois

PATRON SAINT OF WAX

Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody’s beeswax.

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DOVE INFESTATION

Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.

CHAMP


Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.

CONJOINED TWIN

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.