IS originally from Taylorham, Illinois–which is apparently so small and inconsequential that WordPress.com does not recognize it even though Taylorhamians share a lead-contamination-removal water treatment facility with Paducah, Kentucky. She has a twin brother. (They were conjoined twins, attached–until Thanksgiving 1980– by a small web of skin at the elbow, which is why Feminina does not wear short sleeves.) Feminina Boots has been experiencing a lot of difficulty lately trying to find a book club where she can say things that aren’t just going to upset people. In her spare time she tries to offer some direction to her teenage niece, Fanta.
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Bamboric.
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That nice southern accent must have leaked across the river from Paducah.
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Keep posting. This blog is really funny.
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^ right. true what Kurt said
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so very glad you stopped by my trailer park. i suspect much of my friday night shall be spent in your archives. that’s not a euphemism, by the way.
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Believe it or not, my Hooterville is not that far from your nearby Paduach. I’ve been there many times.
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It’s been a long time, but I too visited Paducah several times when growing up. I think the last time was in 1972, when I crossed the river with my wisdom teeth and came back without them.
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