Tag Archives: elderly

PATRON SAINT OF WAX

Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody’s beeswax.

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ICHTHYOLOGY TODAY

Nana Boots holds sentry over all of Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West, while Uncle August’s new age band, Cloud Cover, upsets the nervous systems of fish.