Monthly Archives: January 2009

CONJOINED TWIN

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.

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MEMENTO MORI

Aunt Feminina accidentally attends a scrapbooking club, and thinks that $15.00 plus shipping is a fair price for a clean mouse skull.