Aunt Feminina regrets allowing guinea pigs to control her itinerary in a vegan nightmare.
PATRON SAINT OF WAX
March 29, 2010 · 4 Comments
Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody’s beeswax.
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Tagged: elderly, Illinois, etiquette, bees, beekeeping, honey, patron saint, saints, Mold-o-Rama, Mold-A-Rama, vending machine, Roman Catholic, Craigslist, bikini waxing
JACK KLUGMAN PEZ DISPENSERS
October 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment
There are no stupid questions when a wild centipede causes Aunt Feminina to spend Halloween night trapped in the bathroom.
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Tagged: MAD magazine, etiquette, Halloween, candy, dollar store, Al Jaffee, Jack Klugman, PEZ
AYN RAND
July 31, 2009 · 8 Comments
Aunt Feminina Boots encounters the extremes of our market economy when she retreats to the public library after a smoothie explosion.
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Tagged: Atlas Shrugged, book club, Capitalism, Libertarians, library, mechanical bull, Objectivism, The Fountainhead
CIRCUITRY WITHOUT TEARS
June 11, 2009 · 3 Comments
An alarming development at The Dairy Dream…
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Tagged: new age, 1980s, ice cream, fire safety, electrical safety
BEA ARTHUR
April 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Insomnia turns somber when Aunt Feminina Boots’s idol Bea Arthur is laid to rest.
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Tagged: 1980s, Bea Arthur, Golden Girls
DOVE INFESTATION
April 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.
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Tagged: Illinois, pigeons, doves
DELUXE SWISS ARMY KNIVES
March 27, 2009 · 2 Comments
All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library.
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Tagged: 1970's, conjoined twins, corn detasseling, crime, eBay, library, MAD magazine, Sergio Aragonés
COUGH DROP
March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.
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Tagged: conjoined twins, arcade, 1970's, library, siamese twins
