ALL YOU CAN EAT

Aunt Feminina regrets allowing guinea pigs to control her itinerary in a vegan nightmare.

PATRON SAINT OF WAX

Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody’s beeswax.

JACK KLUGMAN PEZ DISPENSERS

There are no stupid questions when a wild centipede causes Aunt Feminina to spend Halloween night trapped in the bathroom.

ICHTHYOLOGY TODAY

Nana Boots holds sentry over all of Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West, while Uncle August’s new age band, Cloud Cover, upsets the nervous systems of fish.

AYN RAND

Aunt Feminina Boots encounters the extremes of our market economy when she retreats to the public library after a smoothie explosion.

CIRCUITRY WITHOUT TEARS

An alarming development at The Dairy Dream…

BEA ARTHUR

Insomnia turns somber when Aunt Feminina Boots’s idol Bea Arthur is laid to rest.