There are no stupid questions when a wild centipede causes Aunt Feminina to spend Halloween night trapped in the bathroom.
JACK KLUGMAN PEZ® DISPENSERS
October 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment
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Tagged: Al Jaffee, arson, bathroom, candy, dollar store, doorknob, Engrish, etiquette, Feminina Boots, Halloween, holidays, house centipede, insects, Jack Klugman, MAD magazine, old house, PEZ, spiders, Trick or treat, valdalism
AYN RAND
July 31, 2009 · 7 Comments
Aunt Feminina Boots encounters the extremes of our market economy when she retreats to the public library after a smoothie explosion.
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Tagged: Atlas Shrugged, book club, Capitalism, feminism, Liberals, library, mechanical bull, Objectivism, Taco Bell, The Fountainhead
CIRCUITRY WITHOUT TEARS
June 11, 2009 · 1 Comment
An alarming development at The Dairy Dream…
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Tagged: 1980s, boombox, electrical safety, Feminina Boots, fire safety, ice cream, ice cream parlor, new age, piano, science, Tarot, Walkman
BEA ARTHUR
April 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Insomnia turns somber when Aunt Feminina Boots’s idol Bea Arthur is laid to rest.
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Tagged: 1980s, Bea Arthur, fashion, Feminina Boots, Golden Girls, Mame, Maude, Napoleon complex, obituary, Sasquatch, shoes, Stuart Weitzman, tall women, television
DOVE INFESTATION
April 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.
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Tagged: Ben Franklin, doves, Feminina Boots, Illinois, pigeons, Prince, Symbolism, The Birds, Tippi Hedren, underwear, When Doves Cry
DELUXE SWISS ARMY KNIVES
March 27, 2009 · 2 Comments
All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library.
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Tagged: 1970's, conjoined twins, corn detasseling, crime, eBay, Feminina Boots, library, lost and found, MAD magazine, Sergio Aragonés, summer job, theft
COUGH DROP
March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.
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Tagged: 1970's, Agnosticism, anti-drug, arcade, conjoined twins, Feminina Boots, hand modeling, library, siamese twins
CHAMP
March 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.
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Tagged: Canada, dogs, etiquette, Feminina Boots, neighbors, public urination, true crime
