Category Archives: Satire

CHAMP

Posted on March 22, 2009 | Leave a comment


Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.

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FREE-ROAMING PIGS OF MEDIEVAL FRANCE

Posted on March 1, 2009 | 1 comment


Chardonnay book club with the conventionally attractive Jen and Eric leaves Aunt Feminina Boots longing for more interesting reading; not to mention, drunk.

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BARE WALL

Posted on February 11, 2009 | 1 comment

Shopping for art on eBay threatens to drive Aunt Feminina right up her bare wall, as flowers in baskets is not a Universal Truth.

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CONJOINED TWIN

Posted on January 18, 2009 | 2 comments

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.

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MEMENTO MORI

Posted on January 14, 2009 | Leave a comment

Aunt Feminina accidentally attends a scrapbooking club, and thinks that $15.00 plus shipping is a fair price for a clean mouse skull.

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PINECONES

Posted on December 31, 2008 | Leave a comment

Aunt Feminina’s holiday season is impeded by atheism and allergies.

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