DOVE INFESTATION

Posted on April 15, 2009 | Leave a comment

Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism.

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DELUXE SWISS ARMY KNIVES

Posted on March 27, 2009 | 2 Comments


All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library.

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COUGH DROP

Posted on March 24, 2009 | Leave a comment


Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.

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CHAMP

Posted on March 22, 2009 | Leave a comment


Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.

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FREE-ROAMING PIGS OF MEDIEVAL FRANCE

Posted on March 1, 2009 | 1 Comment


Chardonnay book club with the conventionally attractive Jen and Eric leaves Aunt Feminina Boots longing for more interesting reading; not to mention, drunk.

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FIFTEEN PEOPLE; PART II: Curious Cutlery

Posted on February 22, 2009 | Leave a comment

Feminina Boots ponders the extraordinary capacity of August’s ex-wife’s Episcopalian mouth.

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FIFTEEN PEOPLE; PART I: New Age Furnace Repair

Posted on February 22, 2009 | 1 Comment

Encased in wool, Aunt Feminina has her housekeeping ideals challenged by New Age furnace repair and a dinner party for fifteen people.

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