http://femininaboots.com Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:09:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/279c2fce196f2eb9ce55842e27974985?s=96&d=http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://femininaboots.com http://femininaboots.com/2010/07/29/all-you-can-eat/ http://femininaboots.com/2010/07/29/all-you-can-eat/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:24:32 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=328 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2010/07/29/all-you-can-eat/feed/ 1 auntfeminina g All You Can Eat Aunt Feminina regrets allowing guinea pigs to control her itinerary in a vegan nightmare. http://femininaboots.com/2010/03/29/st-ambrose-patron-saint-of-wax/ http://femininaboots.com/2010/03/29/st-ambrose-patron-saint-of-wax/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:39:26 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=232 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2010/03/29/st-ambrose-patron-saint-of-wax/feed/ 4 auntfeminina pg-13 Patron Saint Of Wax Our Lady of Chastisement raises prices on its patron saint vending machine while Aunt Feminina Boots laments that personal care has become everybody's beeswax. http://femininaboots.com/2009/10/31/jack-klugman-pez%c2%ae-dispensers/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/10/31/jack-klugman-pez%c2%ae-dispensers/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:14:33 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=229 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/10/31/jack-klugman-pez%c2%ae-dispensers/feed/ 0 auntfeminina g Jack Klugman PEZ Dispensers There are no stupid questions when a wild centipede causes Aunt Feminina to spend Halloween night trapped in the bathroom. http://femininaboots.com/2009/09/27/ichthyology-today/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/09/27/ichthyology-today/#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:35:56 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=226 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/09/27/ichthyology-today/feed/ 2 auntfeminina g Ichthyology Today Nana Boots holds sentry over all of Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West, while Uncle August's new age band, Cloud Cover, upsets the nervous systems of fish. http://femininaboots.com/2009/07/31/ayn-rand/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/07/31/ayn-rand/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:12:53 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=201 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/07/31/ayn-rand/feed/ 8 auntfeminina g Ayn Rand Aunt Feminina Boots encounters the extremes of our market economy when she retreats to the public library after a smoothie explosion. http://femininaboots.com/2009/06/11/circuitry-without-tears/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/06/11/circuitry-without-tears/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:33:53 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=192 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/06/11/circuitry-without-tears/feed/ 3 auntfeminina g Circuitry Without Tears An alarming development at The Dairy Dream... http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/27/bea/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/27/bea/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:48:10 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=186 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/27/bea/feed/ 0 auntfeminina g Bea Arthur Insomnia turns somber when Aunt Feminina Boots's idol Bea Arthur is laid to rest. http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/15/dove-infestation/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/15/dove-infestation/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:19:34 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=173 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/04/15/dove-infestation/feed/ 0 auntfeminina g Dove Infestation Eavesdropping takes on new meaning as Aunt Feminina Boots is encumbered by the weight of symbolism. http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/27/deluxe-swiss-army-knives/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/27/deluxe-swiss-army-knives/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:24:11 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=159 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/27/deluxe-swiss-army-knives/feed/ 2 auntfeminina g Deluxe Swiss Army Knives All is not A++++++++++++++++++++++ after Fanta is caught running an eBay fencing operation inside the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library. http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/24/cough-drop/ http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/24/cough-drop/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:46:59 +0000 auntfeminina http://femininaboots.com/?p=150 ]]> http://femininaboots.com/2009/03/24/cough-drop/feed/ 0 auntfeminina g Cough Drop Trouble at the Taylorham-Chickasaw Pants West Library forces Aunt Feminina Boots to compose the appropriate nerve profile.