Author Archives: auntfeminina

CHAMP

Posted on March 22, 2009 | Leave a comment


Honesty begets honesty between Aunt Feminina Boots and her new Canadian neighbors.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , , , , ,

FREE-ROAMING PIGS OF MEDIEVAL FRANCE

Posted on March 1, 2009 | 1 Comment


Chardonnay book club with the conventionally attractive Jen and Eric leaves Aunt Feminina Boots longing for more interesting reading; not to mention, drunk.

→ 1 Comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , ,

FIFTEEN PEOPLE; PART II: Curious Cutlery

Posted on February 22, 2009 | Leave a comment

Feminina Boots ponders the extraordinary capacity of August’s ex-wife’s Episcopalian mouth.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , ,

FIFTEEN PEOPLE; PART I: New Age Furnace Repair

Posted on February 22, 2009 | Leave a comment

Encased in wool, Aunt Feminina has her housekeeping ideals challenged by New Age furnace repair and a dinner party for fifteen people.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , ,

BARE WALL

Posted on February 11, 2009 | 1 Comment

Shopping for art on eBay threatens to drive Aunt Feminina right up her bare wall, as flowers in baskets is not a Universal Truth.

→ 1 Comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , , , ,

CONJOINED TWIN

Posted on January 18, 2009 | 2 Comments

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.

→ 2 Comments

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , ,

MEMENTO MORI

Posted on January 14, 2009 | Leave a comment

Aunt Feminina accidentally attends a scrapbooking club, and thinks that $15.00 plus shipping is a fair price for a clean mouse skull.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

CALIMARI EARS

Posted on January 12, 2009 | Leave a comment

Aunt Feminina implores Fanta not to put checkers in her ears.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged , , , ,

FEMINIST BOOK CLUB

Posted on January 3, 2009 | 1 Comment

Aunt Feminina enjoys the chickpea dip, but is less enamored of pornography and Barbara Kingsolver.

→ 1 Comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged ,

PINECONES

Posted on December 31, 2008 | Leave a comment

Aunt Feminina’s holiday season is impeded by atheism and allergies.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Satire

Tagged ,