Aunt Feminina Boots's Char-Broiled Book Club

Feminina Boots

femb2IS a corporate-brand-identity-avoidance consultant and originally from Taylorham, Illinois–which is apparently so small and inconsequential that WordPress.com does not recognize it even though Taylorhamians share a lead-contamination-removal water treatment facility with Paducah, Kentucky.  She has a twin brother. (They were conjoined twins, attached–until Thanksgiving 1980– by a small web of skin at the elbow, which is why Feminina does not wear short sleeves.) Feminina Boots has been experiencing a lot of difficulty lately trying to find a book club where she can say things that aren’t just going to upset people.  In her spare time she tries to offer some direction to her teenaged niece, Fanta.  Friend me on Facebook if you’d like! (…I think Fanta’s too embarrassed.)

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