Aunt Feminina Boots's Char-Broiled Book Club

Feminina Boots

femb2IS a corporate-brand-identity-avoidance consultant and originally from Taylorham, Illinois–which is apparently so small and inconsequential that WordPress.com does not recognize it even though Taylorhamians share a lead-contamination-removal water treatment facility with Paducah, Kentucky.  She has a twin brother. (They were conjoined twins, attached–until Thanksgiving 1980– by a small web of skin at the elbow, which is why Feminina does not wear short sleeves.) Feminina Boots has been experiencing a lot of difficulty lately trying to find a book club where she can say things that aren’t just going to upset people.  In her spare time she tries to offer some direction to her teenaged niece, Fanta.

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