Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.
CONJOINED TWIN
January 18, 2009 · 2 Comments
Categories: Satire
Tagged: conjoined twins, Illinois, Judas Priest, marijuana
2 responses so far ↓
paulhunwick // August 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm |
Feminina had me at ‘elbow’, my interest waned a teeny bit after that but she won me back at ‘shit little towns.’ Good performance. Good writing. More please!
squirrelqueen // April 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm |
That contact paper is a bitch to cut on a good day. I can only imagine the trials you suffered in trying to cut it straight while one of your arms is being employed in an air guitar solo.