Monthly Archives: January 2009

CONJOINED TWIN

Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.

MEMENTO MORI

Aunt Feminina accidentally attends a scrapbooking club, and thinks that $15.00 plus shipping is a fair price for a clean mouse skull.

CALIMARI EARS

Aunt Feminina implores Fanta not to put checkers in her ears.

FEMINIST BOOK CLUB

Aunt Feminina enjoys the chickpea dip, but is less enamored of pornography and Barbara Kingsolver.