Having been a conjoined twin until 1980, Feminina Boots became so adept at doing things backwards that the devil once spoke to her as a Judas Priest record revolved in the proper direction.
Entries from January 2009
CONJOINED TWIN
January 18, 2009 · 2 Comments
Categories: Satire
Tagged: conjoined twins, Illinois, Judas Priest, marijuana
MEMENTO MORI
January 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Aunt Feminina accidentally attends a scrapbooking club, and thinks that $15.00 plus shipping is a fair price for a clean mouse skull.
Categories: Satire
Tagged: Scrapbooking, skulls, rodents, owls, book club, library, goths, gothic, mice
CALIMARI EARS
January 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Aunt Feminina implores Fanta not to put checkers in her ears.
Categories: Satire
Tagged: piercings, tattoos, elderly, dogs, rebellion
